You got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Indian television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an English Child' commercials!
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
Lloyds Bank lays off 25 Tories.
The ATM gave you an IOU.
You bought life insurance and your free gift was Barclays.
The bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds"; and it means them, not you.
Madonna adopted a British baby.
Parents in Chelsea sacked their nannies and learned their children's names.
Your cousin had an exorcism but couldn't pay so she was repossessed
A truckload of Bits was caught sneaking into Poland.
A picture is only worth 200 words.
They renamed Canary Wharf ‘Quail Quay’.
Monday 5 July 2010
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